Cleanup on aisle 4!

Israeli Pilot Causes Alert in North

(IsraelNN.com) An Israeli pilot accidentally put the army on alert on Saturday when he failed to identify himself after taking off in a light aircraft. Air Force planes and jets were called to the scene, and area residents reported seeing heavy aircraft traffic for several minutes.

The incident ended when the pilot [desperately] contacted air traffic control and identified himself [shrilly]. The IAF went off of alert, and all planes returned safely to their bases. The IAF will not be responsible for the pilot's laundry costs. [ed. ok, I added the last sentence]