Monday, April 14, 2008

Cleanup on aisle 4!

Israeli Pilot Causes Alert in North

( An Israeli pilot accidentally put the army on alert on Saturday when he failed to identify himself after taking off in a light aircraft. Air Force planes and jets were called to the scene, and area residents reported seeing heavy aircraft traffic for several minutes.

The incident ended when the pilot [desperately] contacted air traffic control and identified himself [shrilly]. The IAF went off of alert, and all planes returned safely to their bases. The IAF will not be responsible for the pilot's laundry costs. [ed. ok, I added the last sentence]


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