Israellycool has aptly named our latest weapon the Zionist Death BootyTM. I will give you a buck if you don't laugh out loud:
According to an [official Palestinian Authority newspaper] Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys. The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease. Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman - an IDF soldier - shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.Ha! Someone's been watching too much late-night Cinemax in Paleo-land.